What does David Young stand for? Who the hell knows.
Two days after switching his vote at the last minute on a LGBT provision in the U.S. House after it looked like it might actually pass, Congressman Young took the stage at the Iowa Republican state convention. What followed could generously be described as the most boring, pointless, vapid political speech ever given.
The first-term Congressman has kept a relatively low profile since his unique win in 2014. Itโs been difficult to determine what issues and causes he really feels passionate about, or how he even stands on most key topics. He gave no further hints on Saturday.
Letโs deconstruct the majority of his speech to examine how truly pointless it was and โ more importantly โ how it demonstrates Congressman Youngโs total contempt for votersโ intelligence.
Young began lamenting about Congressโ failure once again to pass a budget, a very legitimate concern. His solution, however, was lacking.
โWhen I was waiting tables, I never got tipped until after the meal was served. When I was a paper boy, I didnโt paid until folks received their morning newspaper. And let me tell you, Congress hasnโt passed a budget, but Congress is still getting paid. That doesnโt seem right to me and I know it doesnโtโ seem right to you.โ
The crowd claps.
โI believe in No Budget, No Pay. I donโt just believe in it, but Iโm a co-sponsor of a bill that says if Congress doesnโt meet its legal requirement of getting a budget bill by April 15th, then they donโt have their pay. And it should be withheld until they get the budget done.โ
Now the crowd cheers, but itโs for a thoroughly hollow proposal. First of all, a majority of members of Congress have a net worth of over $1 million. Not to mention the money they stand to earn if they become lobbyists afterward. A lack of pay isnโt going to change anything, even if you were able to pass such a thing, which you never would. For the exact same reasons as you wonโt get term limits ever passed.
So heโs championing a solution that will never come to be, that wouldnโt address the problem, and that doesnโt even get to the root of the issue in the first place. Intractable policy differences from the most conservative members of the GOP caucus who refuse to negotiate on anything is the real culprit.
โAnd Iโm not just a co-sponsor, either. Iโm acting in the spirit of No Budget, No Pay. Iโve had my paycheck withheld and Iโll continue to have my paycheck withheld until we pass a budget. Iโm the only member of Congress doing this. As an Iowan, we understand that if you donโt do your job, you shouldnโt be paid.โ
Young actually raised his voice at the end of this line, something he rarely does. This is nothing but a cheap applause line, and itโs not like itโs going to force Young himself to work any harder. Actually, why is he unilaterally doing this anyway? Is he frustrated with his own personal lack of success? And doesn’t this just demonstrate that Young has been paid so much from his years in D.C. prior to being elected, since he apparently doesn’t need the money?
โNow, this hasnโt made me the most popular person in Congress with my colleagues. But thatโs ok. I donโt work for them, I work for you.โ
I 100% guarantee you no one else in Congress gives a damn about Youngโs gimmick. I also highly doubt he goes around the halls of the Capitol telling his colleagues that their paychecks should be withheld until they get their act together. If anything his leadership probably encouraged him to do this so he could have a talking point.
โI pledged when I was elected to Congress that I would come home on the weekends and be here in the 3rd District during breaks. And Iโve kept that promise. Iโve visited every county every month. Thatโs 192 county visits at least a year, but donโt tell Senator Grassley that. Iโve learned that work ethic from him that itโs just the right thing to do.โ
Hard work. Itโs just the right thing to do. What a brave, noble stance.
โAnd everywhere I go, from Hamburg to Mitchellville, from Bayer to Mt Ayr, I hear the same thing. I hear, I love my country, but I am frustrated. Frustrated that we Iowans here at home play by one set of rules, while people in DC tend to play by another set of rules. Or sometimes they play by no rules at all. Itโs not right.โ
Young gives no actual examples of this, but it sounds ominous enough, so I suppose it works.
โThatโs why the first piece of legislation I introduced was a simple one, very simple: Itโs straight-forward and common sense resolution: It stated that members of Congress, the Judiciary, the executive branch, should abide by and not be exempt from the rule and regulations, orders and laws that you pass upon the American people.โ
Is this actually a thing? Can members of Congress walk up and shoot someone in the street and then not get arrested for it? Are there laws saying Senators donโt have to pay taxes and can run dangerous workplaces? No, there arenโt. Thereโs ways they get around a lot of rules, but a bill like this wouldnโt address that problem.
I think what heโs getting at is conservatives’ hatred of Obamacare, and how they think the people who voted for it should also be insured by that healthcare themselves (since itโs evil, you know). This too is just dumb, simplistic rhetoric not grounded in actual fact. Itโs just feelings of anger transferred into some junk piece of โlegislationโ that is nothing more than a political trick. Itโs dumb.
โThat resolution scares to death the people in Washington, but itโs the right thing to do.โ
No it doesnโt. Because they all know itโs empty rhetoric.
โTaxes and regulations are choking this economy and leaving Iowans behind. ISIS is on the march, and rouge nations and leaders do not fear the United States anymore. Our God-given Constitutional rights and liberties are under attack by an executive branch that knows no bounds.โ
Finally, he gets to some semblance of an actual policy stance โ too much taxes and regulations. American foreign policy not tough enough. Too much presidential power. But thereโs no discussion of what these things actually are, so itโs impossible to tell how he would vote on anything.
โAnd Iowa and our nation deserves better. Iโm committed to this endeavor. I know you are too โ to better this great Republic. Weโre really here today because we love America. We love freedom. We want freedom, we need freedom, freedom is our right, freedom is our gift from God, and it must be protected.โ
Freedom! Canโt go wrong there, I guess.
โI leave you with the words of Thomas Payne, ‘Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it.’”
“I am all-in for freedom. Are you? God bless you and thank you!โ
Heโs all-in for freedom. Again, what a brave, noble man. How was Iowa ever blessed with a Congressman who is pro-freedom, instead of that raft of legislators who were openly and publicly anti-freedom?
David Young must think his constituents are complete idiots. There was not one iota worth of substance or policy in his entire speech. Itโs all just one-liners about things that make people feel good, but nothing that would ever make a damn bit of difference in any Iowanโs life.
The sad thing is that Young knows this all too well. Heโs worked in Washington D.C. for three decades, recently as Chuck Grassleyโs chief-of-staff. He knows the ins and outs of policy minutia probably better than anyone from the Iowa delegation, save for Grassley himself. And instead of using that wealth of knowledge to put out forward-thinking solutions to real, actual problems, Young just regurgitates the easiest, cheapest applause lines about absolutely nothing.
I guess thatโs one other thing Young has learned from being in D.C. all these years.
by Pat Rynard
Posted 5/23/16















